Inspired by this post: https://x.com/cleaming_/status/1831760285163778252
Will also resolve YES if any character (not just Jack Black) is hit in the balls, followed by a quip about their "cubes".
Resolves NO if no ball-cube isomorphism is stated.
Resolves NO BUT YOU WERE DIRECTIONALLY CLOSE if there's some other ball-cube joke. (e.g. [gun to head] "you don't have the cubes to do it.")
This market resolves a few days after the movie launches, so I can take my sweeeeeeet time.
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3.00@Shai I was planning to see it yesterday but some urgent stuff came up! I gave this market until April 7 to resolve, because tbh I'm not eager to watch a 51%-on-Rotten-Tomatoes cash-in movie. But! I'll do it for the market! By end of April 7th Monday, I will sneak in beer into the cinema, and get wicked drunk and wait for a balls joke. 👍